Pork Chop Sandwiches! Oh shit, get the fuck out of here!
No seriously, get the fuck out. Wtf is wrong with the world. I'm almost 19 here, (and yes, this is a bitch rant, deal with it?) and everyone I know, even the one guy that was an almost garunteed virgin til death, has been laid before me. Then again, he got lucky at a party with a fat chick, but still! Is it so wrong to the world that I require actually loving the person to be able to stick my shlong in them? And is it so wrong with the world I try and be a nice guy. Fuck you world! Fuck you and you're double standards and your lies and you freakeh chicks I had crushes on since the fucking 9th grade that some dumb punk I work with had sex with and described her as exactly what I want in bed, yet he said he didn't like the biting and clawing part! Fuck you!
No seriously, get the fuck out. Wtf is wrong with the world. I'm almost 19 here, (and yes, this is a bitch rant, deal with it?) and everyone I know, even the one guy that was an almost garunteed virgin til death, has been laid before me. Then again, he got lucky at a party with a fat chick, but still! Is it so wrong to the world that I require actually loving the person to be able to stick my shlong in them? And is it so wrong with the world I try and be a nice guy. Fuck you world! Fuck you and you're double standards and your lies and you freakeh chicks I had crushes on since the fucking 9th grade that some dumb punk I work with had sex with and described her as exactly what I want in bed, yet he said he didn't like the biting and clawing part! Fuck you!
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[Edited on Mar 27, 2006 3:07AM]