escapegoat

sesame salad dressing is addicting. I once bought some at the food store out of desperation thinking it would be the same, it wasn't. I think they are slippin' opiates in it in the kitchen.

Hell, I'd buy, and I'd kick your sorry ass at bingo too and if by some slight, freak, stroke of luck you actually did win, I'd have to roll you in the alley.

and just because you cracked old jokes again, I'm gonna go have sushi..don't worry I'll think about you the entire time.

was that party the death of you?