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Sunday Feb 20, 2005

Feb 20, 2005
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OK so it snowed alot last night and is appearently still snowing but im not gunna go look outside right yet because of what happened this morning, im still a little shaken up. Let me explain.



I got out of bed and started my daily routine of getting my ass out of bed and making coffee, but when i got to the kitchen i was in for a huge surprize. As fate would have it i forgot to lock my door before i went to sleep, which by the way is very unlike me for just this reason.
Mad snowmen.

Yeah i never thought it would happen to me either but it did. Only it doesn't end there. HE HAD A KNIFE!

So i did the only sane thing i could do. I hid in a closet and called for backup on my cell phone. And what better backup than action Bob and his trusty 10 gauge?

Bob showed up with god speed that the snowman didn't expect.

Bob wasted no time and went right to town on the mad snowman. BANG!!!

Bob was merciless and blew that snowmans brains right out of his snow skull.

That wasnt all though, Bob went totaly ape shit and decapitated him and stabbed his in the back after it was all done.

I really appreciated Action Bob showing up as fast as he did and im gunna take him out for a couple beers later. So i guess lesson learned here really is you can't trust the snow for shit. Also always remember to lock your door at night if there is any chance of snow or reports of Mad Snowmen in your area.


OK so P.S. for any one who was wondering Yes you can draw on snow with a sharpie and yes Action Bob has been in a couple movies.
(I sniff glue)
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angry_oni:
pretty weird and twisted tough i liked it a lot man , good job c ya later on some journals. take care
- ONI - skull
Feb 23, 2005
avaneveah:
that made me smile
Feb 24, 2005

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