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Friday Apr 23, 2004

Apr 23, 2004
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A man is at a bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good samaritans and get him home. So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times. When the get to his house, they help him out of the car and he falls down four more times. They ring the doorball, and the guys wife answers.
One of the guys says, "Here's your husband!"
The man's wife looks at them and says ,"Where the hell is his wheelchair?"

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