What the fuck happened around here? I just peed in the sink and washed my hands in the toilet. And WHERE is the bidet?
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh. HEY HEY HEY. HEY HEY HEY. HEY HEY HEY.
ravina:
:-*
And, living in redneckland, I can now expect to hear fireworks every night until August.
apokalypse:
It could be worse...? You could be hearing "Ka-loo-koo-koo" or screaming or the Song That Never Ends (don't make me wrote the lyrics) until August.,,
I find myself watching Rachael Ray at the moment.. and questioning my masculinity.
arroia:
As long as you punch the wall every five minutes, you're good. 
Did Tonto ever JUMP ON IT JUMP ON IT?? Why wasn't this ever answered?
Coffee makes everything better.. you can drink a delicious cup of it or just throw it in the face of whomever you dislike.
Uncle Jack Daniels is here and he says it's time to go! You don't argue with Uncle Jack.
I have a Klondike bar in my hand.. WHAT would you do for it? Would you at least give me a quarter??
Crabs, Crabs, Crabs!
Well, thanks to the amount of sun on this trip, I once again have a lovely tone.. except for my extremely white ass. Yowza!