Well, it *WAS* an awesome day.. I found Easter Eggs everywhere!! Now I can't relax because all the neighborhood kids are crying for some reason.
You know what my favorite box to see is?? No, dirty mind.. Amazon, on my doorstep!
I love how you don't cover something in the microwave ONE TIME and it looks like a Saw movie was filmed in there.
Yay for almost April and 40 degrees. Who doesn't like frozen Easter eggs?
Man, Mondays suck. They are mucho doo doo. No bueno!
I just video edited myself doing something magical.. I AM THE MINDFREAK!
I thought I was being a worthless slug this week, but margarita salt just spilled on me and nothing happened.
Just got back from Vegas.. I still have some money and no STDs.. I did it wrong!!
zombiebacon:
It's probably a good thing that you did it wrong
I have been WAYYY too productive for early on a Saturday. I must now sit in my underwear, eat pizza and watch Hoarders for at least two hours.
arroia:
The best Saturday plan I've heard all day! 
Who wants to drink some Strawberry Quick and rock out to some Nickelback? Oh.. me either.