Bates Motel night! EEP EEP EEP! (THAT.. was a fine imitation of the psycho music).
Grillin' Burger Style! (Does slightly varied Gangnam dance as he lights grill)
Well, I'm back! What are your next two wishes??
Someone is shooting off fireworks in the distance.. gotta love rednecks. Happy April 9th, I guess!
caia:
LOL 

Am I the world's biggest lazy ass for just raking last year's leaves today or is that the NEVER GIVE UP spirit?? haha
Less than two months away until I have the finest of cheap above ground pools in my backyard. I'm going to be on a cheap air mattress not giving a damn!
Sitting out on the deck in some awesome weather having a Jagerbomb and munching some dry frosted flakes. That's right, I'm fucking awesome.
zombiebacon:
You are fucking awesome. Enjoy your evening 

It's Friday, Bitches!! And Bastards! And well, the rest of you. 

I'd like to dump a bucket of blood on whomever decided to remake Carrie.
caia:
haha so bad 

The internet is great for porn, sports scores and job hunting. Just don't put all that on your online resume.
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hanke:
haha
adrastea:
Haha that'd be something great to put on your resume! jk. lol