Had to turn the air on.. I know I'm getting old because as I feel the air cool I can actually hear the power bill going up.
It's not going to lick itself. If it does, I'm getting the hell out of there!
apokalypse:
Oh, you're no fun 
Workout done.. leg day. UGH. I hate leg day.. and I'm still not quite ready for a miniskirt!
I suddenly have poison ivy growing all around the front door of my house. That's both very cool and very uncool.
How come none of these sets have a goat in them? Am I the only one that poses naked that way?
caia:
LMFAO 
Who wants to see 4-5 inches???? Well, it's raining like a motherfucker. Come on over.
apokalypse:
Dir-tay...
viridiana:
Haha I love your updates!
If ever a week deserved a 4th or 5th drink, it's this one. I'm going to drink the first three too, but just because I have to.
Well, I just mowed my crazy pollen yard.. tomorrow I will have delicious red vampire eyes.
It's hump day. My sinuses are killing me so I will be humping a pillow with my face.
You know what is never sexy? Snot.
You know what you should never write a status about? Snot.
Sorry.
You know what you should never write a status about? Snot.
Sorry.
sarahskittles:
That's an interesting point.