Wednesday Oct 05, 2011

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Blah Blah Blah, no one reads this blah blah.

Ha. I can speak freely FREELY FREELY (echo).

When one has free reign to speak, what do you say? Something important? Something worthless? Make random noises like that dude from the Police Academy movies?

I should say something significant that affects future generations.

BLEEBLE BLEEBLE BLEEBLE.

You're welcome.

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scratamus:
I love the Police Academy movies!! I just bought all of them a few weeks ago LOL biggrin Oh, and for the record:

Taratitatutututu murble murble murble.....and junk wink

Monday Oct 03, 2011

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If I hoard episodes of Hoarders, have I created a logic circle that will destroy the universe??

What a crazy bunch of loons that show is. Screw my spouse, my kids, my family, my friends.. I wanna keep these old boxes of shit.

Truth is ALWAYS stranger than fiction. Fiction is just more comfortable to watch!

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fashionista:
hahahaha I like to keep you hooked. tongue
fashionista:
I think it's YOUR turn tongue

Friday Sep 30, 2011

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It's fucking October!!! Leaves falling, air chilling, haunted houses scarin'... HELLS YES. About damn time.

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fashionista:
my favorite time of the year biggrin

Friday Sep 30, 2011

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It's Haunted House time!!

That chill finally has arrived in the air, and as we head into October, haunted houses are opening everywhere. I hit my first one tonight.. can't wait. I never get scared (sometimes surprised maybe), but I enjoy the sets and the people and the fun and darkness of it all. I bet a bunch of you love it every bit as...
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fashionista:
Hello Socky kiss lol
Ok ok, so rub it in that you aren't scared of anything, you big strong man, you. Hot. biggrin I, on the other hand, would be screaming like a big freakshow. wink
I hope you have fun tonight!

Tuesday Sep 27, 2011

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Holy shit phones are awesome now.

I just got my new Motorola Photon yesterday. The thing just rocks.. clear, quick video, insane apps, great camera, washer/dryer combo, handy drink mixer, laughs at all my jokes..

I have no idea how to make a call on it, but who gets a phone for that?? smile

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fashionista:
lol! I don't ever use my phone to talk...but I am the texting QUEEN. We should swap numbers. Would be much easier and quicker than out 8 hour long emails. lol wink

Friday Sep 23, 2011

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BRAD PITT IS AN ASSHOLE.

Ok, I don't think so. I think he's a good actor and certainly can be a good dude, as evidenced by his work in New Orleans, a city that is quite dear to my heart. But man... some gals hate him, all because of Jen Aniston. For some reason, women really took the Pitt-Aniston relationship personally.. and when that dissolved...
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fashionista:
This blog is hilarious I know, you are right...people are weird about it. I was kinda young and didn't pay much attention to their marriage, although I do have a lot of useless entertainment information in my brain usually. But I was never really a 'omg he is the hottest guy on the planet' type of Brad Pitt fan. I liked him in Interview With A Vampire (I worked at the theatre when it came out), and I thought he was super hot in that, but that was it. I love Jennifer Aniston, and I do think he is an asshole, but merely for the fact that he married that weirdo and inherited all her random children. LOL Maybe that' mean, I just don't like Angelina or Brad. Nothing to do with Jennifer though. I do think he said some fucked up shit, but whatevs, he is a moron. I wouldn't stop seeing his movies though, if there were one I actually thought might be worth seeing.
Ok and I am sick as shit and I know I owe you an email, it's coming. Soon. Promise. xo

Thursday Sep 22, 2011

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you ran from truth
i clung to lies
it eased your escape
and helped me die

Just a hunk of junk I wrote at some point. Hah. I went through such an emo phase. I would go every Friday after work and drink Jager Bombs and write bad lyrics and poems. I even bought a guitar although I had no musical talent and decided I...
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fashionista:
I've never even had Jager! I am so sheltered.
I do like those words though. I can be very emo at times. biggrin
I owe you an email, but I am retarded tired. Longest day ever.
I will attempt a reply tomorrow. Nightyroo!
fashionista:
hahahaha you love my threats. lol kiss

Wednesday Sep 21, 2011

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Do girls like looking at wangs?

I mean, do they like to look at johnsons and go oooooh? Or do they just like to giggle at one eyed monsters? I know several girls who have had guys text them pictures of their junk.. my question is.. why would a guy do that? First of all.. little screen.. not the best way to view a skin...
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fashionista:
omg lol...you are a silly goose with all these weewee references. tongue
I am not very into seeing a wank in my text message inbox. I mean, I like them...I need them...(not that i've had one in ages lol)...but it's not something that makes me swoon. I'd rather see a picture of your face and FEEL the monstrosity between my legs. Did I just say that?! LOL! My best friend and I call them a 'mushroom on a stick'....so fyi, girls make fun of them. As much as we need them. LOL! God, this was a horrible comment. hahahaha
fashionista:
LOL! Is that a bad thing? (What you learned about me?) HAHAHA wink

Tuesday Sep 20, 2011

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Biggest Loser starts again tonight.. and I never miss it. For some reason, it makes me really hungry and I always eat bad food when it's on. LOL.. that's really not a lie. Anyway.. we will see if Anna Kournikova can fill Jillian's shoes like she did my dreams several years ago. smile

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guns:
Thanks for the love on Raw sugar!

Monday Sep 19, 2011

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TV shows are starting back for the Fall, My DVR holds a shit-ton of HD shows, Football is finally here, and if I fast forward through the commercials, I might miss the cute T-Mobile girl. SIGH. I'm never going to get caught up on all this stuff.. someone rescue me from the idiot box!! (Stares at TV set like Carol Anne in Poltergeist).

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fashionista:
We are most DEFINITELY going to Little Italy...BUT, the "Feast" is only for like 10 days during September, so if you want to go there, you will have to plan accordingly. lol wink It IS my favorite thing to do. biggrin
What do you watch? Dancing With The Stars? wink I love that show. And Castle, but I fell asleep so I will watch it tonight. Oh crap, Glee is on tonight. SO MANY SHOWS, so little time. lol
Sexy socks, by the way. tongue
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