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Female mosquitoes are the evil little bloodsuckers that eat you alive when you least expect it.

Male mosquitoes are the big dumb bastards that fly into doors over and over.

This amuses me. (Scratches bites, walks into door).

You gotta love how I roll.. I sign up for this thing for a year, stay active for a couple months, then I disappear for about 7 months.

I couldn't remember my username or my password. I have no idea where my car keys are. Why am I so damn old? Who are you tattooed naked people????

California.. knows how to parrrrrrrrty!!

Make annual jaunt to Southern California is tomorrow! 10 days of craziness and awesomeness. Can't wait.

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No Saw Movie this October!! No spleens ripped out, eyeballs filled with acid, buttholes sewn shut, noses made to smell Justin Bieber perfume.

Romance is dead, I guess.

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Tuesdays suck. Monday gets all the "bad day" press, but it's really Tuesday. Let's face it.. we still feel pretty good from the weekend on Monday, so it's not so bad.. but Tuesday realization sets in there is still a long week ahead. Wednesday is Hump Day, so that's always fun.. Humping is good, right? Thursday is practically Friday, and Friday *IS* Friday. Come to...
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SEXXXX!!! FREE MONEY!!! RARE STUFF!!! OMGZ OMGZ.

Are you reading this now? No? Damn. It works on ebay.

Seriously, you can't sell anything on ebay without hyperbole. Selling an old cassette tape? RARE! HARD TO FIND BON JOVI CASSETTE! WTF IS A CASSETTE ANYWAY? OMGZ OMGZ. Reserve $500.00.

I feel really stupid for buying that one.. but Whooooaaahhh!! I'm living on a prayer.

People used...
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BRAAIIIINNNSSSSS!!!!! FRIENDSSSSSSSS!!!!!! I have more brains than friends. Add me!

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LOSER. Loser Loser. I asked a question here and I didn't get a single answer. Dayum. I deleted it to make me look less lame.

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Axl Rose is a BBW!! Whooooaaahhhh Sweets-Eatin Child of Miiiiiiine.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/amplifier/90014/axl-rose-plumps-up-his-volume/

here he is in leaner days..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErvgV4P6Fzc&ob=av2e

Coffee is delicious. I'm going to drink some, snort some, rub some on my face then take a coffee bath.

Hmmm. It doesn't sound as great when you say it out loud! But man it's still delicious. Ahhhhhh...!

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