Up early for a Sunday morning workout. What else can I do that is THIS fun? Bamboo under the fingernails, maybe? Drink some Draino? Wheeee!!!
Why aren't you friends with me? I'm funny and awesome. I post great things several times a day.. then I don't sign on for seven months. It's like little bits of excellence. Come to the dark side! We have cookies.. and Jager.
Hard as it is to believe, tonight is my 20 year high school reunion! The last several years I haven't said anything but I had no intention of going to it, really no interest in revisiting with the high school peeps.
As it got closer, however, I thought about it a lot more. Things have certainly changed a ton since then, but there were a...
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As it got closer, however, I thought about it a lot more. Things have certainly changed a ton since then, but there were a...
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It's Saturday! So much to do, so much can be accomplished.. but we can save that for Sunday! Today its underwear wearing Olympics watching!
fashionista:
That picture KILLS me! lol You are so handsome but I cannot deal with the wig. lmao 
Glad you're, er, back. haha
Glad you're, er, back. haha
erocktography:
Yeah. SG is glad I'm back too. I paid for a round of drinks!!
And that wig is awesome! I never was fortunate to have hair like that.
And that wig is awesome! I never was fortunate to have hair like that.
Is there really a reason to have a swimming pool if you're not gonna get in it nekkid at night?? Hells no! (**SPLASH**)
I'm on here for another year! It's fate! It's destiny! It's me forgetting to cancel before auto-renew!!
Shit.
Shit.
fashionista:
Three blogs since our FB message? I can't keep up with you! lol
There are ants climbing all over my bottle of ant killer. I think someone's getting a bad product review.
toxic:
lol for sure! I've been having ant problems as well!
Salt & Vinegar chips FTW!!! My keyboard is greasy.
fashionista:
omg SO jealous! Freakin HATE dieting!
fashionista:
bahaha that'll teach me to wear granny knickers the one day I shouldn't have. lmao
Friday night and I need a fight.
My motor-sickle and a switchblade knife.
Quoting Motley Crue on a Friday night makes me keeeewwwll!!! (Head bang)
My motor-sickle and a switchblade knife.
Quoting Motley Crue on a Friday night makes me keeeewwwll!!! (Head bang)
fashionista:
What the heck song is that?! lol
Omg but what I don't get is that if you set it to girl seeking girl, why were the emailing a MAN?! LMAO!
It should be called plenty of PIGS. Freaking nasty, I am telling you. I am only on to get over someone else, but it's not working. I mean, he is digging his own grave, but the pigs aren't helping. lol I got one like 60 year old dude who's first message was asking me to go away over night. FIRST MESSAGE! I hadn't even written him! And then another asked if I like small weens. Then another asked if I would "have his babies". Um, no. lol People are so crazy!
But, I haven't gotten any lesbians!
Omg but what I don't get is that if you set it to girl seeking girl, why were the emailing a MAN?! LMAO!
It should be called plenty of PIGS. Freaking nasty, I am telling you. I am only on to get over someone else, but it's not working. I mean, he is digging his own grave, but the pigs aren't helping. lol I got one like 60 year old dude who's first message was asking me to go away over night. FIRST MESSAGE! I hadn't even written him! And then another asked if I like small weens. Then another asked if I would "have his babies". Um, no. lol People are so crazy!
But, I haven't gotten any lesbians!
I'm posting again! I will continue to post nonsense until 5,000 people love me on here.
Last calculation, only 5,004 more to go. I'm not sure how I got into the negative. Dammit man!
Last calculation, only 5,004 more to go. I'm not sure how I got into the negative. Dammit man!
fashionista:
YAYYYYYYYYYY you're back! I never did see your blog from yesterday though for some reason. :/ And you are not negative. lol
