I almost tore up some pussy today.. but I stopped the car in time. You're welcome, kitty.
Somehow I ended up drinking Arbor Mist tonight.. am I still straight??
geminitouche:
Does the drink make you so? or...un so? you need to have sex and find out!
Working on my Tuesday improvement project.. so far, it involves whiskey and boobs.
pureblu326:
A perfect combo!
hannahaiden:
You can never go wrong with whiskey and boobies!
Wet, dirty and nasty. Disgusting filth!!
No, not anything around here, sillyheads. My yard.. someone come rake it and clean it up!
No, not anything around here, sillyheads. My yard.. someone come rake it and clean it up!
geminitouche:
How much you pay? Then do I get to clean you up too?
I think every football team I've ever remotely liked lost this weekend. Won't you console me?? haha
lauretta:
AHAH no bueno
But girls might be better than football, and on here you can find a lot of consolation!
But girls might be better than football, and on here you can find a lot of consolation!
erocktography:
LOL. I like that you still hedge it a tiny bit with "might be"! 
It's Sunday workout time! That's why I'm on the computer and not doing it! haha
Slept in.. now I think it's time for a nap! Ah, the adventurous life. I miss the teenage nap all day and still seem to have plenty of free time days..
Ready for a boring and completely non-exciting weekend! Sometimes that's all ya need.
Walking Dead.. "holy shit".
Things to accomplish today:
Ah, I love Saturday.
Ah, I love Saturday.