Dammit. I missed typing something nonsensical here yesterday! I'm *SO* sorry for depriving you all. Refunds on the house!!
I feel like the floor of a taxi today.. but slightly cleaner!
How many shopping days til Halloween is it???
It's cheap day at Goodwill.. well, CHEAPER day. Love me some thrift store action!
Weekend! I love you I love you I love you (sloppy french kiss).
Any sexy nurses out there? I need one for my big throbbing pulsating quivering.. headache. Thank goodness I ran out of adjectives.
Tuesdays suck. This message has been brought to you by the Friday council.
Well, I just Cyber Monday-ed! Now I'm broke and didn't even get to take my underwear off. Cyber ain't what it used to be.
jackrabbit_:
I hate it when that happens 
Football, underwear, chair. Just a scantily dressed french maid away from perfection.
geminitouche:
sounds awesome, Ill take one!
I need an old school crazy trouble-makin' naked party Saturday. Not that I ever really had them before, but still!
