Two different people told me they had dreams about me last night. I'm more exciting in the dream world than real life!
Toxic, I know you're on here somewhere hating on football. Haha!
toxic:
I don't hate football... I just hate men who go to a strip club and ignore the dancers for football. Lol
My TV has a blown pixel. So things getting blown.. not always good!
Pajama Pants + Vodka + HDTV = Win Baby, Win!
hemi:
NICE...double win!
I love spam email. You almost fooled me with the "Hey" from Jessica Alba.
jackrabbit_:
Damn...here I thought I was the only one to get that email! 
Man, I hate Tuesdays. Monday's really ugly diseased cousin!
toxic:
LOL! I have never heard Tuesday described like that!
Every time Inside Edition comes on, I say "not this shit again".. I look for the remote.. and then I watch the whole thing.
You ever get the Austin Powers theme stuck in your head for no reason? Well, you're lucky... because that is my life RIGHT THIS MINUTE.
I haven't been out locally drinking on a Saturday in a long time.. I think I'll go be the old creepy guy tonight.
Friday night and I need a fight. My motor-sickle and a switchblade knife. Um.. duh duh duh duh duh duh.. GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!