You know what the cold shrivels up? My wanting to get out of this chair. (WHAT were you thinking??)
mortis322:
LMAO good one
betel:
How many shows about mundane "Wars" are there.. Storage Wars, Parking Wars, Shipping Wars... and why do I watch ALL of them?? Couch Potato Wars!!
$&$%TGFHRGRIFWFGFahhhh.. can you tell the point where I had my first sip of delicious post-work coffee?
The world needs another stupid funny movie that is REALLY funny.
goriella:
You have NO IDEA!!! :} And yes, I totally agree with the movie. Nothing better then a great laugh. Well there is... but you know what I mean
I am now sacrificing a goat to attempt to stop Monday from happening. Who is with me??
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goriella:
hope it was cool I threw your pic on that 
mortis322:
haha i so wish my ex could be a sacrifice. the world wouldn't really miss her
Anyone else a kissyface when they drink? Ever question someone's manliness because they said kissyface?
jackrabbit_:
Of course not! But it is quite cute you said kissyface 
goriella:
I never question a mans "manliness" with the word kissyface. But I am a total one, if there ever was one, when I drink! I would say it's better to be an overly friendly drunk than an overly aggressive one. Wouldn't you agree?
Numb Nuts! What a great saying. How does this stuff start? Are you SUPPOSED to feel your nuts normally? I mean, that they are even there? Don't answer that, SGS.
I'm all bundled up in my pajama pants on the couch. I feel like my hair would be in curlers.. if I had any. (Hair, that is)
jessikah:
It's so hard to do much more than roc jammies on the couch in the winter. My drive to be cute/dressed well/showered/much of any other activity is entirely fucking zapped
jessikah:
hahaha foot glove, i like it
It's Hump Day! The Humpty Dance is your chance to show your age!
You know who has nice breasts? Costco.
automatic_lover:
lmao!