I have the creeping death crud. Send a nurse.. or someone in a nurse's outfit (not the practical kind, the ridiculous Halloween kind!)
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Isn't it weird how food you want to stay cold gets warm and food you want to stay warm gets cold? Reminds me of one of Aesop's Tales...I don't remember the moral now...I'll have to go look it up now. Thanks for makin me do work. You know how I feel about that, I'm sure we've had this conversation.
Feel better, you evil slave driver.