It's Friday, Bitches!! And Bastards! And well, the rest of you. 
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Thursday Mar 14, 2013
What's the world record for most ignored blogs in the row? -
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Wednesday Mar 13, 2013
I hate leg workout day. Anyone got some nice legs I can borrow? -
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Tuesday Mar 12, 2013
Las Vegas next week! Gonna get some slut action! Oh. I mean slots? -
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Monday Mar 11, 2013
Rainy days and Mondays always make me sing Carpenters songs. -
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Sunday Mar 10, 2013
My new sitcom, The Harlem Shaking Dead, has been green-lit!! -
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Saturday Mar 09, 2013
Fuck you! I won't spring forward! (Holds onto feet of fall back). -
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Saturday Mar 09, 2013
You know how serious I am by the design on my pajama pants. -
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Friday Mar 08, 2013
I will not spring forward. You can't make me. I'm going to fall back … -
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Thursday Mar 07, 2013
This week needs to end. I declare immediate Saturday! -
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Wednesday Mar 06, 2013
I am watching "The Avengers" again.. I can't remember if it's the thi…