Well, it *WAS* an awesome day.. I found Easter Eggs everywhere!! Now I can't relax because all the neighborhood kids are crying for some reason.
You know what my favorite box to see is?? No, dirty mind.. Amazon, on my doorstep!
I love how you don't cover something in the microwave ONE TIME and it looks like a Saw movie was filmed in there.
Yay for almost April and 40 degrees. Who doesn't like frozen Easter eggs?
Man, Mondays suck. They are mucho doo doo. No bueno!
I just video edited myself doing something magical.. I AM THE MINDFREAK!
I thought I was being a worthless slug this week, but margarita salt just spilled on me and nothing happened.
Just got back from Vegas.. I still have some money and no STDs.. I did it wrong!!
zombiebacon:
It's probably a good thing that you did it wrong
I have been WAYYY too productive for early on a Saturday. I must now sit in my underwear, eat pizza and watch Hoarders for at least two hours.
arroia:
The best Saturday plan I've heard all day! 
Who wants to drink some Strawberry Quick and rock out to some Nickelback? Oh.. me either.
What's the world record for most ignored blogs in the row?
I hate leg workout day. Anyone got some nice legs I can borrow?