If ever a week deserved a 4th or 5th drink, it's this one. I'm going to drink the first three too, but just because I have to.
Well, I just mowed my crazy pollen yard.. tomorrow I will have delicious red vampire eyes.
It's hump day. My sinuses are killing me so I will be humping a pillow with my face.
You know what is never sexy? Snot.
You know what you should never write a status about? Snot.
Sorry.
You know what you should never write a status about? Snot.
Sorry.
sarahskittles:
That's an interesting point.
I have the creeping death crud. Send a nurse.. or someone in a nurse's outfit (not the practical kind, the ridiculous Halloween kind!)
apokalypse:
Chicken noodle soup! It cures everything. I'd make you some and bring it to you but it'd be cold by the time I got there :-/
Isn't it weird how food you want to stay cold gets warm and food you want to stay warm gets cold? Reminds me of one of Aesop's Tales...I don't remember the moral now...I'll have to go look it up now. Thanks for makin me do work. You know how I feel about that, I'm sure we've had this conversation.
Feel better, you evil slave driver.
Isn't it weird how food you want to stay cold gets warm and food you want to stay warm gets cold? Reminds me of one of Aesop's Tales...I don't remember the moral now...I'll have to go look it up now. Thanks for makin me do work. You know how I feel about that, I'm sure we've had this conversation.
Feel better, you evil slave driver.
It's almost May.. unbelievable. The simple passage of time amazes me.. I guess I'm easy!
"shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits" - George Carlin
apokalypse:
Seven words...
duh da da da, duh da da da.. DUH DUH DUH DUH!!
Who else likes that song? Hell yeah!
Who else likes that song? Hell yeah!
Do you boom boom or zooma zooma zoom before you shake your butt?
apokalypse:
I think I defintely "boom boom"...if you saw my ass in person you'd get it...
And whatever blog you wanna comment about tranny love is okay with me! Bahahahahaha in all seriousness...trannies are hot. 4 or 5 years ago I had a bachelorette party at Asia SF I San Francisco. It was the best. party. ever. And all the "girls" used to be boys!!
So awesome. I'd watch some of them climb all over you. But I'm twisted like that
And whatever blog you wanna comment about tranny love is okay with me! Bahahahahaha in all seriousness...trannies are hot. 4 or 5 years ago I had a bachelorette party at Asia SF I San Francisco. It was the best. party. ever. And all the "girls" used to be boys!!
So awesome. I'd watch some of them climb all over you. But I'm twisted like that
apokalypse:
Awww are you asking me out?? Lol
No one understands trannies or torture and definitely not the two combined...let them speculate while we have all the fun
No one understands trannies or torture and definitely not the two combined...let them speculate while we have all the fun
Funky Cold Medina. That is all.
apokalypse:
...pfffff...Sheena was a man...
I declare early weekend. Thursday begone!
It's hump day! What did you hump? I'm humping the hell out of this easy chair in my pajama pants.
lenacristina:
its humo day? great! hahahhaha