What did I do to have "Kiss From a Rose" stuck in my head? Seriously, what? I APOLOGIZE.
Bates Motel wasn't on NEARLY long enough before the season ended. Bah.
Somehow I always end up with glitter on me. I think strippers sneak around my house when I'm not here. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
apokalypse:
At the top of the news this evening: "someone is a big 'ol fibber!!"
:p
:p
I'm hot, throbbing and.. itching. Thanks, mosquitoes.
apokalypse:
Well...I liked the hot and throbbing part. The itching an mosquitos...hmmmm...we'd have to go back to more of the hot an throbbing...
George Michael did NOT want your sex.. he wanted MY sex!
kittywu:
Hahahaha, lol
apokalypse:
What did I ask you about twerking with my dreams, dude?! Rrrrggg... In MY dreams GM wants MY sex...and maybe your sex, but that's always at the same time, the manaic! 
Rainy Day. Monday. Bah.
My backyard pool is missing BOOOOOOBS. Apply in person immediately!
blixem:
im... sorry mines are too tiny... maybe nice ass can apply?
ravina:
Lol where's this pool??
I'm back!! Did you miss me?? Did you know I was gone? Well, kiss my ass.
apokalypse:
Bend over baby
Bend over baby
ravina:
welcome back!
welcome back!It's my birthday.. FRIEND ME. It is literally the least you can do! 
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erocktography:
Well.. they did the least!!!
apokalypse:
I wovey-dovey you E!! :-)
Pre-birthday!!! Please leave whiskey in lieu of flowers.
Motherfucking whiskey.. that's your answer.
I don't even care what the question was.
I don't even care what the question was.
I have a migraine. Does anyone have any extra strength medicine or a thong/70's socks combo? Either make me feel better.