Las Vegas next week! Gonna get some slut action! Oh. I mean slots?
Rainy days and Mondays always make me sing Carpenters songs.
My new sitcom, The Harlem Shaking Dead, has been green-lit!!
Fuck you! I won't spring forward! (Holds onto feet of fall back).
coyopakya:
lol
jackrabbit_:
Lemme know how that works for you lol
You know how serious I am by the design on my pajama pants.
goriella:
Ok so what design do you have on these "pants"?
I will not spring forward. You can't make me. I'm going to fall back tonight in protest! That way on Saturday night I'll just spring forward to the same spot. Me = genius.
This week needs to end. I declare immediate Saturday!
zombiebacon:
no, no, no.... I'm off work tomorrow, but I work this weekend. I've been looking forward to friday Lol. You can skip to saturday though, but I'm staying here.
zombiebacon:
Thanks, but I can't hide the scale 
It's a scale at work. I work in a nursing home & it's really neat, big enough for a wheel chair. I go up ans weigh once a week with my 'weight loss buddy' but I cheated and went without her. We weigh in again tomorrow. Hopefully it's lower, or at least the same.
It's a scale at work. I work in a nursing home & it's really neat, big enough for a wheel chair. I go up ans weigh once a week with my 'weight loss buddy' but I cheated and went without her. We weigh in again tomorrow. Hopefully it's lower, or at least the same.I am watching "The Avengers" again.. I can't remember if it's the third time or the Thorth. Bwahahaha. Ahem.
Don't talk to me until I've had my 47th cup of coffee.
Super windy today.. sorry neighbors.. now you find out why I never raked the leaves!
In honor of Monday, this post sucks! 
Every other Sunday at my house is half naked Sunday.. on the other weeks I just drop the half.