arrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i want to complain but i don't feel like i'm justified because my life is embarrassingly cool right now, and will probably stay that way from now on. but on a relative scale i'm pissed. i want to go home NOW. i have run through the pleasures that Wallis and Futuna have to offer--enough with the goddamn papayas already!! i have parties to go to, intoxications to achieve, and some money might be nice.
but how to make money when you are virtually unemployable? yes, i am just too frickin' surly, and besides which have no experience that might be useful. that's what i get for a frivolous education.
Tropical Fruit Tidbit of the Day: a lack of potassium leads to feelings of existential dread, so eat your bananas
i want to complain but i don't feel like i'm justified because my life is embarrassingly cool right now, and will probably stay that way from now on. but on a relative scale i'm pissed. i want to go home NOW. i have run through the pleasures that Wallis and Futuna have to offer--enough with the goddamn papayas already!! i have parties to go to, intoxications to achieve, and some money might be nice.
but how to make money when you are virtually unemployable? yes, i am just too frickin' surly, and besides which have no experience that might be useful. that's what i get for a frivolous education.
Tropical Fruit Tidbit of the Day: a lack of potassium leads to feelings of existential dread, so eat your bananas
your life sounds so hard
ha
everyone is employable even me
they rag me for being mister negative man, but they haven't fired me yet.
what are you doing
why are you doing it
why don't i use punctuation