erinrob

Being the clever lady that I am, I have come up with (out of my own head) a list of (mostly) DIY costumes, enjoy:

standard cow costume
overalls
propeller hat
=Cow Boy

ugly Christmas sweater
mom jeans
tubes socks
jingle bells
mom hair/wig
name tag with name Carol on it
=Christmas Carol

cut a person sized hole in the center of a large foam cooler
wear around wait
fill with packing peanuts and
wine bottles
=wine cooler

lime shaped hat
dress that looks like a Corona bottle
=Corona

blue collared shirt
khaki pants
brown belt
brown boots
full groomed black beard
combed back black hair/wig
Orange Glo spray cleaner
=Billy Mays

*couples costume*
monkey mask
shirt with large letter C
and
monkey mask
shirt with word "do" printed large on front
=monkey see, monkey do

red ball cap
red shirt with large, yellow A
white shoes
whisker optional
=Alvin

standard monster costume
pin letter C throughout clothes and hair
=sea monster

pig mask
outfit covered in glued on dry beans
=pork and beans

wear a pig mask on each side of head
and one one face
=three little pigs

*if a woman, dress yourself as a man*
cover yourself in random cables
=cable guy

standard cow costume
halo
=holy cow

cardboard book with cutout for your face
=Facebook

standard monster holding a bag of cookies
=cookie monster

cat costume with
trash pinned on (newpapers, plastic bottles, gum wrappers, etc.)
=kitty litter

fake tan
mustache
gold chain with cross
panama hat
shirt that says "no way"
=no way, jose

homeless apparel
zombie make-up
sign that says will kill for food
=undead bum

P.S. I made my bf's costume. I took a white apron and covered it in spray blood and then dirtied it up more with mud. I'm going to get him a fake bloody meat cleaver and a dixie cup hat to complete the butcher theme. Then on the day of our Halloween party, I am putting zombie make-up on him.
=you're dead meat