you're nice. i'll be good from now on i promise. wait, i'm lying again. jesus took away my christmas and sent me to live with the dogs. i really want to i'm trying but look at me, here i go again. sometimes i just wish you understood the way i work.
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From what I have heard, you barely squeaked by and somehow got bumped up from the "naughty" list. As such, your gift delivery isn't exactly top priority on Santa's agenda ... but he'll get to you.
Santa is nothing if not thorough ... and he's all about the overtime.