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mia:
happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you!
lucille:
I love you. And happy happy happy happy....hold on, out of breath.....happy happy happy birthday.......eh?
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"The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork."


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<I>-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard...
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2inchpenis:
and this is why we wove you veronica.....not for you good looks and excellent body but for your mind..thats why we are here for the artistic elements involved..we love you for your mind girl..OH YEAH!!
bluline:
God DAMNIT. I like pirates. But... damn exploding boners. Happend to me once in a restraunt. Not that I'm a pirate. I would make a better ninja. Not enough tatoos to be a pirate.

Anway, my POINT is. If you were a pirate and had a hook for a hand your cock would explode too. I mean, one hand has to use the mouse. the hook just aint going to work for self gratification. Poor pirates. Ninjas with their two hands porking all the girls while the pirates get nuthin but frustration and eye patches. Story almost mad me cry...
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i can't sleep.
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ruby:
I'm glad you quit smoking!
I'm tired of watching all my favorite people smoking, knowing they are probably going to time-out one day for that very reason...
not that I don't realize the inevitability of death, but I'm silly enough to want to prolong life as long as possible.
supercoolnothing:
Does anybody know what there is to do in France ? I'm going there in 2 weeks and I don't wanna get bored.
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i keep checking my email but no one writes. this VERY MINUTE i am ready to get your email. i have forgotten about the unanswered emails of the past, i want the new fresh email information of this VERY MINUTE. come on, please.

but please do not email me if you do not have the new, fresh email information. i want to read the new...
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joyrider:
sent sent sent.

maybe you should go out in the rain?
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i can't seem to stop eating ice cream. i probably eat two pints a day now. is that healthy?
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joyrider:
relative to what?

soybeans: no.
gunpowder: yes.

in the middle, i bet.
jd:
haha...i win, im the quirkiest eater, for a snack i like a cucumber with salt on it... its healthy and good.

plus i ate a whole jar of pickles, not sure im gonna smell to good now.

*Burp*
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i feel like i'm in hiding. incognito.
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crispy:
Has anyone seen Veronica?
Hey you ... over there in the trenchcoat, fedora, and dark glasses ... have you seen Veronica?

It must have been something I said.


wink
surreal
whatever
swollen:
i wish i could find Veronica! so crafty!

my eyes are blurry and i can't quite read the signs but i think magic is afoot!

xoxo
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crispy:
Yay Veronica! ... uh, I mean ... yay Lucille!!!
What the hell, yay everybody!!
( ... but mostly Veronica ... )

wink
genrecide:
damn.....
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i am a brat. i am a disaster, a walking curse. i'm a rascalpersonbuddychaser and i don't give a damn about no man!

i am tired and yet i am still awake. i am pissed off at that one chick and yet i am happy because i am flying above it now. it is like watching pigs wrestling for the shade. like maggots on a...
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xmt:
strange things are a foot.
it seems your sentiment echos in everyone i talk to these last few days.
no exception here.

know that, emotional richness makes for brilliant, colourful people.
rawkstar92:
self absorbtion is very healthy sometimes, especially when you're young....

and i too am gone for a boy who always looks like he was ridden hard and put away wet.
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you can't make everyone happy. i really just need to figure that out...

frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown frown
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g_felix:
Hey Veronica,

Funny thing is, if you don't try, you usually will.
trinityy:
i wish i could make ppl happy frown but i guess you can't until u are happy and this week blows with the exception of thursday when hallux got my flowers.. but someone stole her from me is what i hear :*(
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so, i bought some really expensive jeans yesterday. i glued them on today.

i am going to spend so much money this month. i really want to get things together. maybe consumption isn't the way to do that but right now all i can think of is out with the old and in with the new. i want to burn all my furniture, sell my...
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synnove:
i haven't given anything away yet confused
manspeaker:
yes that was her camped out on my lap....she was my girlfriends girlfriend....currently iam helping her register for high school....
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"I was hoping you would be here so we could talk"
"sorry. what did you want to talk about?"
"you know. stuff. mostly good stuff i think."
"really? what kind of good stuff?"
"not really good but not really bad. but let's just talk sometime, ok?"

-conversation with no topic
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arik:
hehe. i actually tried to do that, a few days a go, but i don't seem to have anything large enough or thick enough.

it was pretty fucking funny though cause i was like using this blanket i had and my towel and a bunch of shirts trying to get it to be dark and i utterly utterly failed. i'm gonna have to try again when it's not really really fucking early though biggrin

veronica, if you were an ice cream flavour, you would be peanut butter and rad!

yep.
brkfstdagwood:
HEY!!! hey! Hey you!!! look at you... you're there! hey!

::joke with no premise::
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so, things are different now. it's strange.
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ponyboycurtis:
what do you ay to a really pretty girl you dont know
thanks for being pretty and sharing it
i dunno
you seem pretty smart and conflicted and thats pretty hot(in the non tacky sense)

so things are different now

i know the feeling
really its true
thanks pretty lady you are a bombshell waif
bijou:
thanks v i am really the most gullible ever..just so you know!! find yourself..fast girl. and come over and sit on mummies lap!