It's been so long since I've been with a woman, I've forgotten what I'm supposed to do.
In any case, I'm never washing that arm again.
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OMG! I've been wanting to try miracle fruits forever, but they only sell them in bulk and I'm not spending that much money on it. I even e-mailed a guy in Ft. Lauderdale if I can sample one the next time I was down there but he said no 