Erich's Guide to Public Survival
Chapter 38 - Bullshit.
How do I get by in life? I know enough, about enough, to fake it it almost any situation. True, there are some situations, where I'll get my ass kicked, figuratively and literally, as the case may be, but normally...
The key is to be able to recall nuggets of information as they're needed.
EXAMPLE 1...
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Chapter 38 - Bullshit.
How do I get by in life? I know enough, about enough, to fake it it almost any situation. True, there are some situations, where I'll get my ass kicked, figuratively and literally, as the case may be, but normally...
The key is to be able to recall nuggets of information as they're needed.
EXAMPLE 1...
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I've lost so much goddam money on my finger, from paying for all the appointments to paying for the surgery to all the missed time at work that I can't really afford the Prom this year.
Oh, I'll go, but unless it's a free bar & food, it's gonna be a few sodas and sammiches packed in the car for me.
Then, when the party's...
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I don't care what anyone says. Stuffing wads of cotton under your fingernail SUCKS!
Sorry 'bout the lack of updates. Seems every time my finger starts to get better, the doctor does something terrible to it, in order to make it better. The latest? Stuffing cotton balls between the nail & nail bed to keep the fingernail growing the right way. IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!
That's all. Time to dope myself up and go to sleep.
That's all. Time to dope myself up and go to sleep.
vampiress:
Lol how exactly do you intend to "dope yourself up"? With dope? Or other things? Hey, I just noticed in your profile that you like Princess Bride, I don't know if I've mentioned that before, but I love Princess Bride. "Mawwiage, bwings us togeva, today..." lol, you probably think I'm a complete nut now, but oh well. Glad you liked my pics. 
vampiress:
Hmmm, I will have to take your word for it and try and read "Princess Bride" the book. That is, after I finish reading all the tedious books for school... 
This may be the hardest update I've ever written.
But that's just because my poor finger's killing me.
Have you ever wanted to do something for years, and when you finally do it, it's not as good as you've imagined it would be?
Thank god that didn't happen last night!
I finally got to see Jimmy Buffett in concert, and OH MY GOD IT WAS...
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But that's just because my poor finger's killing me.
Have you ever wanted to do something for years, and when you finally do it, it's not as good as you've imagined it would be?
Thank god that didn't happen last night!
I finally got to see Jimmy Buffett in concert, and OH MY GOD IT WAS...
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tuffyluffaguss:
I'll only say this to you once and mean it. But you fucking suck and I'm fucking Jealous. 
tuffyluffaguss:
How bout we'll still go even if were both married! 
Oh, this sucks so fucking much.
I went in for my consult this morning, and they decided it was best to operate there and then. Crap, the doctor tore the fuck out of my finger. It's just brutal. Had to be done, because there was so much dead and dying tissue. but OW!!!
thank god for Tylenol with Codine. I'm spending most of the weekend...
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I went in for my consult this morning, and they decided it was best to operate there and then. Crap, the doctor tore the fuck out of my finger. It's just brutal. Had to be done, because there was so much dead and dying tissue. but OW!!!
thank god for Tylenol with Codine. I'm spending most of the weekend...
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Yeah, it goes from bad to worse.
Bad - Friday morning, I go in for my plastic surgery consult, to fix my goddamn finger.
Worse - My mom's going to have to go in for another surgery. This time, her duodenum (the exit from your stomach) has something grown over it. Either an ulcer or a tumor. As a result, she can't digest most anything....
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Bad - Friday morning, I go in for my plastic surgery consult, to fix my goddamn finger.
Worse - My mom's going to have to go in for another surgery. This time, her duodenum (the exit from your stomach) has something grown over it. Either an ulcer or a tumor. As a result, she can't digest most anything....
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ojaeflo:
Behold the power of connections.
I got the Perez cover in color on my desktop at home (I'm at work as I write this). I could not share it since getting it myself was the mother of all favors.
I dig the Lee cover and really want to see that in color.
Here's my score on the covers, in my opinion:
#1 Perez
#2 Lee
#3 Lee
#4 TIE
#5 Perez
#6 Lee
#7 Perez
I'm sooooooo a Perez guy, but even I'm gonna acknowledge when Lee turns in some winners.
I got the Perez cover in color on my desktop at home (I'm at work as I write this). I could not share it since getting it myself was the mother of all favors.
I dig the Lee cover and really want to see that in color.
Here's my score on the covers, in my opinion:
#1 Perez
#2 Lee
#3 Lee
#4 TIE
#5 Perez
#6 Lee
#7 Perez
I'm sooooooo a Perez guy, but even I'm gonna acknowledge when Lee turns in some winners.
ojaeflo:
I'm saving some prayers for your mom too. 
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ojaeflo:
Yes, I know Millenium sucked.
ojaeflo:
You work with what you're given.
It was the only cover I could find with a bull on it.
It was the only cover I could find with a bull on it.
Someone up there hates me.
Or, at the very least, gets off on me suffering.
2 months after squishing my finger (which still has issues), I finally managed to get the fingernail off. What do I find?
The new fingernail is not only growing in, but it's growing INTO THE FINGER. It's totally messed up. It's going to have to be (according to the nurse...
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Or, at the very least, gets off on me suffering.
2 months after squishing my finger (which still has issues), I finally managed to get the fingernail off. What do I find?
The new fingernail is not only growing in, but it's growing INTO THE FINGER. It's totally messed up. It's going to have to be (according to the nurse...
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vampiress:
Hey there, thanks for the comment on my page. I'm glad you liked my new pics. Lol, bad luck about your finger nail, I did enjoy reading about it though...does that make me fucked up?
+Vampiress+
Lol, bad luck about your finger nail, I did enjoy reading about it though...does that make me fucked up?
+Vampiress+
I walk outside.
No jacket. No umbrella.
I look at the sky.
A few whispy clouds.
Stars.
A full moon.
Thank God. I couldn't take it anymore. 41 of 43 days with measurable rain. Records broken. Flooding. Mudslides. Death.
Now, the sun shines. The moon glows. The stars twinkle. I feel as tho a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
We'll get more rain,...
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No jacket. No umbrella.
I look at the sky.
A few whispy clouds.
Stars.
A full moon.
Thank God. I couldn't take it anymore. 41 of 43 days with measurable rain. Records broken. Flooding. Mudslides. Death.
Now, the sun shines. The moon glows. The stars twinkle. I feel as tho a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
We'll get more rain,...
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sweetiyvie:
I'm a happy one too. ♥
I feel like there is a shred of hope that the sun can and will shine brightly again one day.
Seriously though, I really can't take much more of this rain...
I'm a happy one too. ♥
I feel like there is a shred of hope that the sun can and will shine brightly again one day.
Seriously though, I really can't take much more of this rain...
