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What makes this decision harder to live with?
when the only girl I know with whom I'd have even a slight chance of sleeping with writes to me to brag about how her fuck buddy nailed her so hard that she experienced her first female ejaculation.
That's the kinda shit that makes me understand why people drink too much and cut themselves....
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What makes this decision harder to live with?
when the only girl I know with whom I'd have even a slight chance of sleeping with writes to me to brag about how her fuck buddy nailed her so hard that she experienced her first female ejaculation.
That's the kinda shit that makes me understand why people drink too much and cut themselves....
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jena:
Hopefully someone soon will come along to take your mind off of it. Don't get stuck on it!
jena:
Fuck her. Seriously. TMI is over the top in your terms, you don't really need that. Distract yourself and get out of that game. Get back into your own.
Sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, whatever it is that women like, I ain't got it.
--Ernest Borgnine, Marty
--Ernest Borgnine, Marty
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panda_pewp:
Yep. Completely normal for how far along I am (finishing my 8th month this week) I am expecting a fairly smooth labor and delivery. My doctor, who has been in practice for over 20 years, told me at my last doctors appointment that taller women labor alot easier than short women. Not to mention the fact that I have pretty wide hips.
Oh and thanks for the well wishes!
Oh and thanks for the well wishes!
jewel:
thanks!
The only pussy I get these days has four legs and says meow.
dammit, I kinda miss having sex with a partner
dammit, I kinda miss having sex with a partner
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rizzo:
hahahahahahahaha
ojaeflo:
why is the bunny fucking the egg?
I know, right?? 
That was an Easter decorative cutout in the window of a Mexican restaurant in my neighborhood. I saw it like three years ago on the way to work, and I was like, "I cannot be the only person who think that looks like a bunny's mounting a big old egg."
i hate my car SO MUCH
To get to the blown hose, a simple goddamn HOSE, i am in the process right now of taking my exhaust manifold off.
On top of all the other work I've put into it.
i REALLY wish I could afford to bring the damned thing in.
To get to the blown hose, a simple goddamn HOSE, i am in the process right now of taking my exhaust manifold off.
On top of all the other work I've put into it.
i REALLY wish I could afford to bring the damned thing in.
Well, Wrestlemania certainly was
ummm
huh
it was a wrestling event, I'm sure about that...
just wasn't very good.
Glad I didn't have to pay for it.
ummm
huh
it was a wrestling event, I'm sure about that...
just wasn't very good.
Glad I didn't have to pay for it.
scotty:
Thank you hun 
family drama pisses me off...
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ojaeflo:
Dude, PLEASE tell me that you are going to SDCC this summer.
If so, I got your first assignment.
Hope all is well, by the way.
If so, I got your first assignment.
Hope all is well, by the way.
ojaeflo:
I guess I thought you were geographically closer to SD. I thought Petaluma was southern California, and looking it up I couldn't have been more wrong.
Wanna know what? I may not actually go to WW Chicago this year. Lollapalooza is the same weekend, and my wife & I may be looking into weekend passes for that. We shall see!
Wanna know what? I may not actually go to WW Chicago this year. Lollapalooza is the same weekend, and my wife & I may be looking into weekend passes for that. We shall see!
Starting tomorrow, i'mma do something about my fat ass.
Couch-To-5k
It'll take 9 weeks, but I plan on completing it, and getting into something resembling good shape.
Assuming, of course, that it doesn't kill me.
Couch-To-5k
It'll take 9 weeks, but I plan on completing it, and getting into something resembling good shape.
Assuming, of course, that it doesn't kill me.
oryon:
huzzah!
getting old sucks.
Since I turned 35, I'm finding new grey hairs & whiskers on a daily basis.
even "down there".
and that's just fuckin WRONG.
Since I turned 35, I'm finding new grey hairs & whiskers on a daily basis.
even "down there".
and that's just fuckin WRONG.
Thank god, I feel mostly human again.
Nothing quite like missing a week of your life due to a stupid stomach flu...
But hey, I got out of the house and actually did shit today! Yay me!
Nothing quite like missing a week of your life due to a stupid stomach flu...
But hey, I got out of the house and actually did shit today! Yay me!
oh my god, this flu SUCKS.
WonderCon pictures eventually, I promise.
WonderCon pictures eventually, I promise.
oryon:
feel better, bro tax check came, package will be sent when i can find a bank nearby
rizzo:
nerd flu, eh?