erich

I start my new job Monday Morning!!!!!

At this point, if I was shoveling elephant shit 8 hours a day, as long as it paid i'd take it.

Hopefully, there won't be any elephant shit involved.

Miracle Cure

A man goes to a new doctor one day and complains about chronic migraines.

"Doc, they are killing me and no one can seem to cure them." the patient pleaded with the doctor.

"Alright," replied the doctor "I've got something for you to try. I used to have migraines myself and this is what I did to get rid of them."

"I'll try...
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Blerg. It figgers. I start work on Monday, so of course today the freakin flu hits me/

I got a job!!!!! I start monday! It's in an office, it;s not temp, I get salary plus comission, and benefits!

Yay me!

Bordom strikes, baldness happens.

I've been letting my hair grow out since last summer. I was gonna have nice big hair for Ozzfest. But, between humidity and boredom, i decided it was time to buzz it off. Now I'm back to about 3/8 inch on top, and 1/4 inch on the sides.

i shouldn't have done it.

I'm REALLY getting tired of being pulled over, 'specially when I actually didn't do anything! aarg!!

Latest update - nothing new.

I kinda remember what it was like to have a life. Kind of. But it's been a while...

I should probably update this thing every-so-often.

OK, update!

Had a job interview today! Went well. May actually get my broke ass a job.

Wish me luck!

It's not too late!
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Only in America

......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in...
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The Artist Formerly Known As Erich

New Name - Spaz Monkey.

I plan on changing it kinda regularly, just for the hell of it.

Any suggestions? No name is too silly!

(updated so people know who I am)

New Name - Spaz Monkey.

I plan on changing it kinda regularly, just for the hell of it.

Any suggestions? No name is too silly!