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Dear AT&T

If you cash my check and keep the money, that means I've paid my bill.

So stop turning my fucking internet off.

Sincerely,

Spaz Monkey

The ol' Monkey has a little problem.

There's this girl he likes.

Monkey and the girl get along great. They're very compatible, and can spend hours on end talking.

There's even, and this shocks the hell out of me, sexual chemistry between them.

Problem is, she lives 2,000 miles away from the Monkey.

YAY!!!!!

My first comic review is published!!!!!!

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scroll down to Booster Gold!!!

update coming.

just lazy these days

Thank god for free & cheap tickets. I saw Sammy Hagar and The Scorpions for $20 a couple weeks ago, say Sunday's IRL race at Sonoma (yay Helio) for free, and will be seeing the Metal Masters show this weekend for $10.

I'm still fucking broke, but as they say, i can't afford not to go.

After a loooooooooong time trying to get it to happen, I'm finally officially disabled, according to both my doctor and the state of California. I even have the li'l blue gimp tag.

What does this mean for me, aside from having better parking spots, and not having to pay for parking at races & concerts?

I may be able to apply for Social Security disability...
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UPDATE

He did it.

He was stoned out of his gourd, got depressed, and tried to kill himself.

Everything else is just a serious coincidence...

ORIGINAL POST

(names changed, due to this being an ongoing police investigation)

My sister has been best friends with a pair of brothers for almost 20 years. Long enough that they're pretty much part of our family.

We hadn't heard...
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(names changed, due to this being an ongoing police investigation)

My sister has been best friends with a pair of brothers for almost 20 years. Long enough that they're pretty much part of our family.

We hadn't heard from Ed or Joe in a few weeks. Nothing new. Until my sister talked to Ed today. Turns out Joe is in the hospital. Originally as a...
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nothing new.

still trying to get a job that pays more than unemployment

but not trying very hard this week & next, because of the Olympics.

i fucking LOVE the Olympics!