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if i played baseball
i'd suck

I have like 6 proof sheets and no prints
so everybody has to squint to see how good i am

i have a date tonight to read creation myths to a lovely girl from my sculpture class...whee!!!

I have, I have, I have
me, me, me
what about you what do you have?

i wish i had something interesting or tragic to write here
but i don't
so i'll sing a song

tacos is yum oh so yum
beans is good on a plate
guacamole on me bum
oh what a date

just like my nips
fishies is best when raw
in green and brown dips
going into a toothy maw

sex and food
yeah dude (tee hee)...
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today i am lost
yesterday i was lost
tommorow i will be lost

i would like to be found
but
i wonder if my desire to be found
cripples my love gps

are you my mommy?
are you my lover?
are you my ex?
are you mine?

see this preoccupation makes me boring
one dimensional
predictable
if theres one thing
i never was
its predictable...
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AAARRRRRGGGGHHHH
massive head funk
no amount of LAVA soap can scrub me clean
dirty dirty head

I've been teased and I know it
I am a sucker.

And my camera broke
poo
goodbye fun money

And now friday night looms
I called the tease
she was pleased
I am a sucker

I had a ratty little goatee up until a week ago
I kept it cuz it was red. So I could claim I was a pirate out of time and place. Nobody believed me. Now I have my revenge with stubble attack.

I think it is revolting that immortality and longevity drive us as a species. Like what is so damned great about any one of us that we need to live or be remembered forever. live your time, die, and then fade away into the mists of time. Screw this memorial shit. It is living to please the ghosts of the past, as if there is...
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My job does not hold my interest any longer...
this always happens, I'm about to do something drastic.

I think I'll get naked for money

Yah know I just realized something over the last couple of weeks diplomacy is for the dickless... I always thought of myself as very well equipped for dealing with life, because I can avoid being shot or stabbed by crazy mofo's, but you know what, there is more to life than getting by without conflict... conflict and agitation is so sexy, I like arguing with...
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I think we need like 4 or 5 holidays a year with fireworks...
1 is just not enough.
my horrorscope ... it tells me I am sexy...thats so sweet nobody tells me that... it also says be aggresive and take what you want... right now that involves kidnapping and robbing a bank... stoopid stars.. my horrorscope should say... smoke a bowl... kick it with friends......
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my pic is blurry
it is because i am traveling at 186,000 ft per second
not because I am horribly disfigured...