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I think we need like 4 or 5 holidays a year with fireworks...
1 is just not enough.
my horrorscope ... it tells me I am sexy...thats so sweet nobody tells me that... it also says be aggresive and take what you want... right now that involves kidnapping and robbing a bank... stoopid stars.. my horrorscope should say... smoke a bowl... kick it with friends......
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my pic is blurry
it is because i am traveling at 186,000 ft per second
not because I am horribly disfigured...

I haven't been out in the last year as much as I was out this last weekend....

And now you all get to hear about it whether you like it or not...

So a pal of mine is in town for the summer and I drag him along to the rasputina show at the knitting factory saturday night, we down a couple of guinnesses and...
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Dude somebody is liberating my Vonnegut books from my bookshelf.....

Was it you?????

Me and my homunculus wrote a poem today for a girl we don't know, it goes like so

gee you're nifty
maybe a bit shifty
altogether an enigma
more omega than sigma
maybe you're nutz
at least we agree freud was a putz