as promised, er's rules for peeing in showers.
1. if it's a public locker room, make sure the person next to you isn't aware of what you're doing. use your foot to quickly whisk it down the drain. even if there are dividers between the stalls.
2. if it's a private bathroom, don't pee at the end of the shower. this keeps the bathroom NOT...
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1. if it's a public locker room, make sure the person next to you isn't aware of what you're doing. use your foot to quickly whisk it down the drain. even if there are dividers between the stalls.
2. if it's a private bathroom, don't pee at the end of the shower. this keeps the bathroom NOT...
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swimming butterfly is getting easier!!!
man i'm excited about that.
the bach-busoni chaconne (written by bach for violin, arranged for piano by busoni) is absolutely perfect and incredible and insane, i love it, and i'm going to teach it to myself. even playing it half assed sounds amazing.
today is long. swam 2500m this morning at 6:45, i work today accompanying voice lessons from 11-7,...
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man i'm excited about that.
the bach-busoni chaconne (written by bach for violin, arranged for piano by busoni) is absolutely perfect and incredible and insane, i love it, and i'm going to teach it to myself. even playing it half assed sounds amazing.
today is long. swam 2500m this morning at 6:45, i work today accompanying voice lessons from 11-7,...
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enigma1:
Are you really that close to the gorilla? No trickery?
[Edited on Nov 16, 2003 8:39AM]
[Edited on Nov 16, 2003 8:39AM]
lx:
I have a house in Dallas, but I have an apartment in NYC. Hmmm. If you really want some come and get it. Hahahaha. Don't be shy.
soooooo at work today (on fridays i work all day at one of NYC's hoity toity private schools)...the percussion teacher had an ex student come in a nd visit. the kid is now 24, he's a fantastic drummer, he was in the navy, he's divorced (yup, already)...AND...told the teacher that he likes me.
let's go over that again.
24.
drums.
military.
single.
yummmmmmmmmm.
maybe it...
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let's go over that again.
24.
drums.
military.
single.
yummmmmmmmmm.
maybe it...
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escottie:
thescottbot on yahoo
aww man...my friend christi sent me this fucking hilarious e-card that you would all love..but i don't wanna put it here cause it's got my other address on it, the firstname@firstnamelastname.com...and i'm all shy and shit.
it's from egreetings.com and it's called "click my monkey"
...if any of you care enough to send the very best, link to it here.
AND,
i have lost 15...
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it's from egreetings.com and it's called "click my monkey"
...if any of you care enough to send the very best, link to it here.
AND,
i have lost 15...
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er:
(er = idiot)
[Edited on Nov 14, 2003 1:55AM]
[Edited on Nov 14, 2003 1:55AM]
orangeskies:
why thank you for the kind welcome piano lady.
i have no idea of how to put a picture up...i guess a camera would help,right?
i open doors
and then i close them
and sometimes
i kiss ass
hi
i have no idea of how to put a picture up...i guess a camera would help,right?
i open doors
and then i close them
and sometimes
i kiss ass
hi
ha-ha-ha. hi. i have a new way of looking at fortune cookies. you open them all up, and pick which one applies to you. the other night i picked one that said something about being tactful. which i picked as mine only because it's not ever gonna happen.
in other news, i ate too many dried apricots yesterday (man they're good) and you might as...
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in other news, i ate too many dried apricots yesterday (man they're good) and you might as...
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saintbrat:
Another fun Fortune Cookie trick, add "in bed" to the end of everyones fortune. Its simple but fun.
tidbits from today's new york times:
"Joseph J. Mangano does not even notice the smell anymore. It hits you the moment you walk into his tiny, tidy apartment in Park Slope, Brooklyn, something musty and a little acrid, though not entirely unpleasant.
It is the smell of 3,000 human baby teeth and the crumbling 50-year-old envelopes that hold them, each one scribbled with a few...
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"Joseph J. Mangano does not even notice the smell anymore. It hits you the moment you walk into his tiny, tidy apartment in Park Slope, Brooklyn, something musty and a little acrid, though not entirely unpleasant.
It is the smell of 3,000 human baby teeth and the crumbling 50-year-old envelopes that hold them, each one scribbled with a few...
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saruman:
C'est vrai, je t'ai rencontr sur internet. Nos changes par courriel taient plutt intressants aussi 
.
Bonne nuit
.
Bonne nuit
volkov:
that's a LOT of baby teeth! I'll read the article later just cause I want to know where the hell he got all of them.
and that second article.... "wookin' pa nub in aww da wong pwaces....wookin pa nub..."
yay for the laptop...that was pretty quick!
*hugs*
boy
and that second article.... "wookin' pa nub in aww da wong pwaces....wookin pa nub..."
yay for the laptop...that was pretty quick!
*hugs*
boy
i'd like to place an order for a boy. ideally, a man who looks like a boy. caramel sauce on the side, hold the fries.
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volkov:
what about that boy who looks like a man...that one you were teaching? that would bee, like. illegal wouldn't it?
*hugs*
how's the monkeyhead?
*hugs*
how's the monkeyhead?
whoozywhatzy:
I want to take you shopping for a belated birthday present. I know you want a man, but will you settle for some thigh-high stockings in the meantime?
whaddaya know.
no gray, it went through even though i was planning on waiting.
so put away your baited breath, i'm still here.
did an enormous amount of butterfly yesterday, and am enormously exhausted today. *yawn* !!
no gray, it went through even though i was planning on waiting.
so put away your baited breath, i'm still here.
did an enormous amount of butterfly yesterday, and am enormously exhausted today. *yawn* !!
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er:
WHAT A MORONIC EVENING...i am sitting here unable to tear myself away from the tv, where i am switching between the elizabeth smart story and the saving private lynch story. what is WRONG with me...
saintbrat:
ARMS ARMS ARMS lol
Wrong with you? The two stories that "captured the hearts of America" and they are head to head. They are sadists!
Wrong with you? The two stories that "captured the hearts of America" and they are head to head. They are sadists!
ok folks
i'm going gray until my laptop returns, this site is a disaster on 8.6
i assume this will happen at midnght tonight, as it expires on the 8th.
i'm going gray until my laptop returns, this site is a disaster on 8.6
i assume this will happen at midnght tonight, as it expires on the 8th.
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saintbrat:
We wait with baited breath, BTW what the hell is baited breath?
mikael:
I"ll miss ya
weird and mostly useless er facts:
i love the sound of cats eating dry cat food. crunchcrunchcrunch
i think letterman is funny again, and i'm going to start watching again for the first time in years
i tried the butterfly in the pool today and it felt good. who wants to see?
tomorrow i work from 830 until 830. so help me, i better keep...
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i love the sound of cats eating dry cat food. crunchcrunchcrunch
i think letterman is funny again, and i'm going to start watching again for the first time in years
i tried the butterfly in the pool today and it felt good. who wants to see?
tomorrow i work from 830 until 830. so help me, i better keep...
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pokes:
Hey babe, happy belated b-day! Sorry my connec has been on and off. My provider has kept me on hold for an hr and a half so far and I give up. I can get the odd webpage to load if I refresh it over and over but can't get a steady connnec to anything. I am a bad man. Indebted. I'll send you a postcard form Cuba, just send me your mailing address. No promise on any neato gifts/souvenigrs as there's little consumerism in Cuba, duh. But either way, I hope you had a great time in Atlantic City. Not going to make this too long for fear of my connec cutting out again. Stay cool kiddo.
les:
8:30 to 8:30.... aren't your fingers going to fall off?
4. if peeing with someone else in the shower, be sure to either be soaping up or shampooing your hair, as to hide the urine scent.