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Wednesday Jun 09, 2004

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yay! another year without having to worry about colon cancer! clean biopsies! hooray for me and my colon!

overheard on the bus the other day:

there were 3 kids, 2 boys (brothers) and one girl (unrelated). the smaller boy was bugging the girl, and making shit up. so the girl asked the older boy "did you teach your brother to lie?" and the older boy replied, "why, did he tell you you're pretty?"

man oh man that cracked me up. i mean, the 2 older kids were somewhere mid-puberty and the little one must have been 7 or so. i thought that was a pretty quick answer. cracked me up.

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wraith7000:
Yo...

I may get a Nashville gig for the summer, if so I won't be up north till Sept or so...our chicken eating adventures will have to wait a bit longer wink
Jun 11, 2004
remuemenage:
I think children are short dumb parasites .......

perhaps er is getting .............. maternal?

Jun 11, 2004

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