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Friday Mar 12, 2004

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unexpected day off
hallelujah

got about 77894794808023847985 million notes to learn...7 french trios...making...me...batty

no, it's cool music. but damn yo, taking a lot of time. builds character, as calvin's dad would say.

didn't swim this morning, too fucking tired. 2 meets this weekend again (well, a 2-day meet, but it's the same thing, be there by 7am both mornings)...

surreal

a joke:

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and
discussing surgeries they had performed.


One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A
concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached
them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen
of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years
later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."


The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years
ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse
head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left
to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's
president of the United States."
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hati:
Hey. That's funny. I ended up on your profile earlier today.
Mar 12, 2004
stacycats:
you tease! first you are coming, then you are not. frown
Mar 12, 2004

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