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ha-ha-ha. hi. i have a new way of looking at fortune cookies. you open them all up, and pick which one applies to you. the other night i picked one that said something about being tactful. which i picked as mine only because it's not ever gonna happen.

in other news, i ate too many dried apricots yesterday (man they're good) and you might as well call me tootie today. which made this very difficult: (it's hard to coordinate swimming and farting)

warmup: 500 free, 300 breast
fly set: 1000. alternating 100s:
-- 2 X [25 fly, 25 easy]
--100 hard breaststroke kick
pull set: 200 pull buoy, 300 pull w/paddles, 100 breast w/paddles.
50m sprint breaststroke
50m easy warmdown.
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2500, baby.
with about as many farts as meters.


some opera director dude in Rio is in big trouble cause when the audience booed his production, he pulled down his pants AND his shorts and mooned them!! he's arguing that since people run around all naked at Carnival, he can show his ass on the opera stage. apparently the Brazil authorities don't agree. hahahahaha. the kind of shit he put in his production is funny though -

"During the overture a woman sits masturbating on a sofa. Another scene much mocked by critics has Sigmund Freud sniffing cocaine and tossing it into the air like confetti, and the production also features a chorus of Hasidic Jews and a fashion show." from the case of the operatic moon

have a nice day. :moon: