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i'm 95% that i got a new job. i'm just waiting on a background check to clear & then final confirmation. during the interview though i was asked: "if we were to hire you, and if your background check were to clear, would you be able to come in to work on tuesday before you go to your other job?" huzzah!
*what this means for me*
a big FAT pay raise
never working later than 9pm (i work till 11 right now & sometimes worse)
being my own boss & creating my own schedule
no longer have to wear a shitty polyester uniform and a badge... mmm...
big fat discounts on the merch the company sells
stock options to make me filthy rich when the company goes public in a couple of years
the official authority to cuff your thug ass!!!

i couldn't be more stoked.