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yesterday was my sister's 21st birthday. oh man, i have never seen her so trashed... she was passed out by 11. which isn't really such a bad deal because we were out with her friends (none of whom i know), and it got me off of the quality time hook at a fairly early hour. yes. plus, we're going to vegas on thursday to be 21 together, so that right there will be plenty of quality drunken sister time.
i got new purple balls put in my surface piercings. they're neat. they make me smile. i had blue balls when i first got them done... ha. but you know, the blue balls jokes got old farily quickly.
ass hat. ass hat. ass hat.