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Someone from the east coast emailed this to me....it's kind of funny and alot seems to be true! hehehe biggrin I love CA!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN CALIFORNIA WHEN....

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.

You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

A low speed police pursuit will interrupt any TV broadcast.

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.

Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball
cap and sunglasses, who looks like George Clooney, really is George
Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

You can't remember...is pot illegal?

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a
report on every news station: "STORM WATCH 2003."

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pages.

Both you and your dog have therapists.

The Terminator is your governor.
VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
tanar:
Damn you're beautiful!!

Happy Valentines Day!! love kiss kiss love
Feb 14, 2004
tanar:
Aww...shucks. Keep in mind. I'm two hours ahead.

Ya made me blush. Got to go to sleep now.

kiss
Feb 14, 2004

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