Okey im better now, im able to walk some what. its nice being able to shit comfortably, or even walking to the shitter with no problems is good too. so its st. patrics day and im planing on doing nothing. all my friends are out partying and im home, witch is okey with me, i know i aint going to get arrested, llike a typical st. patties day, the last two infact. So i will sit home and smoke so much reefer i'll, ah......yea i'll smoke, and play my bass,thats all i realy need in life is weed, and my bass. and some sex some times is a nesesity, oh and i foregot this thing im sitting infront of. aight me out
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