I have this friend who is dating a girl. She is very sweet, and adorable, and she is a Christian. Should that matter? In the grand scheme of things no. But it is a little more complicated than that. My buddy isn't religious, but he like this chick. Where am I going with this? The problem is, is that he wants to mow (originally the term for going down on a chick, but has evolved into everything that encompasses sex) her, but she is like a cold Detroit engine, it's gonna to take a lot to get her started.
Fuck I'm good!
I lost at strip poker last night!
I had a trip jacks, and was beaten by a four of a kind! I pulled a chili pepper, and threw a sock on my cock. 
I want to play again! This shit is fun!
Today was the second day of the week that I've worked, and it's AWESOME!
What do you have planned for the weekend?
Fuck I'm good!
I lost at strip poker last night!
I had a trip jacks, and was beaten by a four of a kind! I pulled a chili pepper, and threw a sock on my cock.
I want to play again!
This shit is fun!
Today was the second day of the week that I've worked, and it's AWESOME!
What do you have planned for the weekend?
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yeah the analogy was funny, i laughed alot reading that. sounds like the religious element might not help their relationship. These things are always tricky and can take some time to work through.
I have nothing planned for the weekend which suits me just fine. time for me instead of everyone else for a change.
You have any plans?