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brush valley, pa

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Thursday Dec 04, 2003

Dec 4, 2003
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so... hilarious things at work.. this will make everyone smile..
one fo the girls i work with, who is 24 btw, just bought her friend in the hospital some "girly" magazines (her words in quotes)..... playboy, penthouse, and ultra... she had the hardest time finding them... she searched at Meijer, Kroger, Biggs, and Wal-Mart before finally finding them at borders... she wasn't really sure why they carded her at checkout... so.. she brought them in all wrapped to work the next day and sent them to her friend, via priority mail.... and she told us all this... (she likes to tell us stories and talks alot)...
she found out later that day, as we were talking, that she had bought porn.. which we thought was hilarious.. today we actually explained what was in those magazines.... she is sooo embarassed.. and i think it is too funny!
she has also never seen a dildo... she is sooo sheltered! we're going to have a great time breaking her in!!
smile
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
envy:
yep
Dec 6, 2003
yawf:
...fucking FUNNY!!!
thank you so much!
she is doing good.
going to see her again in the morn.
Dec 6, 2003

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