Today my crazy, homeless sister broke into my apartment while Melissa was home. She didn't say anything. She just started making herself lunch. But hey, it's cool. I was just saying the other day that I wanted to start feeding the poor.
My dog just took a big, giant shit in the middle of my hallway. I have to wonder why she couldn't have done that when we took her outside this evening. Good thing we have hard wood floors.
Why does my boss keep telling me I should get an aquarium for my office? I like my simple Betta and his classic round fishbowl. It's very Zen.
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My dog just took a big, giant shit in the middle of my hallway. I have to wonder why she couldn't have done that when we took her outside this evening. Good thing we have hard wood floors.
Why does my boss keep telling me I should get an aquarium for my office? I like my simple Betta and his classic round fishbowl. It's very Zen.
eNtRopY
My wife and I have let her live in our spare room for free before. She just likes being a drifter. She hates working, and she refuses to get a job. She usually finds some dude to shack up with until he gets pissed off and kicks her out or beats her. Trust me, I've given her plenty of money over the years.
Anyway, she left a note on my door this morning saying that she's leaving town again. Apparently she's going to be a singer in a reggae band. I'm not too worried though. I'll probably see her again next time she needs money.
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