entil2001

OK, so I doubt that anyone is actually reading this, but here's some stray thoughts.

I read the article on Rob Zombie. Very cool...and I wonder what he would think of this. I work in the TechOps division of a major pharmaceutical company. Usually not where you expect to meet people who:

1) Visit this site and think the girls are hot as hell
2) Openly listen to anything that is not corporate approved
3) Run around repeating "Dr. Satan!!!" like the guy in the promo for "House of 1000 Corpses"

Now, imagine this office setting. Myself, sitting right outside my bosses' office. My boss, whose office is right next to the department Director, who's next to the Senior Director, who's next to the Vice President, etc.

So when my boss sticks his head out of his doorway, gives me this wicked grin, and hisses, "Dr. Satan!!!!"...and then cackles wildly as the Senior VP walks by...well, I sometimes wonder how I managed to work at that place!

Oh, and yeah, I tow the corporate line...but my department is compliance. That means we get to walk into the production areas and tell them what they should be doing, and if they don't do it, we can shut things down. Thus, we are hated almost universally.

I enjoy this fact. I enjoy knowing that a company is paying me lots of money to piss everyone off on a daily basis. I love being a total prick while telling some production dickwad that he has to shut down for a week because I can see some dust on his equipment.

And I think it's great that my boss idolizes Rob Zombie.