man. my friends all flaked out tonight. one passed out during the game. one decided she'd rather stay in and watch a movie (or rather she got baked and became all antisocial) and all my high expectations for the night were quickly deflated. it was gonna be so fun. 
and when my girlfriends decided to be lame, then i started feeling lame and let my buddy down. so everyone's night was lame for no good reason. we could've all be bumpin and grinding at this great club (automatic slims) where the bartenders shake their asses on the bars and pour delicious drinks in your mouth like it's spring break in cancun. my friends would've been looking so hot, and i had my green and pink pumas on so i was lookin equally fresh and green. and now i'm here typing a slightly disgruntaled post to noone in particular and wishing i was going half deaf with my goodlooking friend riding my leg. so sad.
PS- and i dont even get to console myself with a fat blunt like i normally would in this situation. instead i have to smoke a single pipe hit because i have no herbals (saaaaaad faces
).
and when my girlfriends decided to be lame, then i started feeling lame and let my buddy down. so everyone's night was lame for no good reason. we could've all be bumpin and grinding at this great club (automatic slims) where the bartenders shake their asses on the bars and pour delicious drinks in your mouth like it's spring break in cancun. my friends would've been looking so hot, and i had my green and pink pumas on so i was lookin equally fresh and green. and now i'm here typing a slightly disgruntaled post to noone in particular and wishing i was going half deaf with my goodlooking friend riding my leg. so sad.
PS- and i dont even get to console myself with a fat blunt like i normally would in this situation. instead i have to smoke a single pipe hit because i have no herbals (saaaaaad faces
).
and of course, when we go out, we wish we were at home smoking a phatty. is there no winning in this world???