Vital Stats

enginillionaire

I am married and am a disgusting cheating, lying piece of shit scumbag. The picture of me as a zombie is actually with my wife.

Member Since 2013

Followers 41 Following 84

aeterna:

Adventure Time!

Jun 22, 2013

10.24.13
0

TATTOO MACHINES!!!
When I'm not working my tedious desk job, I like to make things. …
08.15.13
2

Thursday Aug 15, 2013
It's been ages. I miss having time to look at all of you beautiful ta…
06.27.13
0

Thursday Jun 27, 2013
I'm in an existential lull. We're all just sacks of liquid with elect…
06.23.13
1

Monday Jun 24, 2013
Whenever I'm having a rough morning, I just watch this movie that my …
06.05.13
1

Wednesday Jun 05, 2013
Read More

Fast Hi-res

Crop your photo

Wednesday Jun 05, 2013