This is what made me laugh for a while on friday afternoon.
ig nobel
improbably research
the ceremony
I didn't want to celebrate thanksgiving or any holiday. I did for the sake of my family. I went to my grandmothers and played with my nephew. All of the cats in my grandmothers back yard died. My mother is very upset. She has become a crazy cat lady and spends a lot of time trying to catch the strays. I spent 4hours there with the dog show on and then dr. dolittle. It felt like my life was draining out of me. Fighting with my nephew was distracting enough. Although my legs did get tired because he wanted to hold on while I dragged him everywhere. We went to walmart, he dragged me around the store. I tried to reason with him but he didn't want to consider logic, just the games he was playing with me. That's all that I have coherent at the moment.
ig nobel
improbably research
the ceremony
I didn't want to celebrate thanksgiving or any holiday. I did for the sake of my family. I went to my grandmothers and played with my nephew. All of the cats in my grandmothers back yard died. My mother is very upset. She has become a crazy cat lady and spends a lot of time trying to catch the strays. I spent 4hours there with the dog show on and then dr. dolittle. It felt like my life was draining out of me. Fighting with my nephew was distracting enough. Although my legs did get tired because he wanted to hold on while I dragged him everywhere. We went to walmart, he dragged me around the store. I tried to reason with him but he didn't want to consider logic, just the games he was playing with me. That's all that I have coherent at the moment.
satire_:
Just my imagination; running away with me....