endlesscarousel's SuicideGirls Blog

i could do porn. i would do porn. i need the money.

what a pointless update.

Well, if it helps, I would buy every Bert porno produced and, if needed, lend a helpful hand (or vagina) in the making of such films. You'd be an awesome porn star, and you're name would be "Bert Pole" or perhaps something more simple like "This guy has a huge cock."

Jan 24, 2006

whoribledelorus:

haha, you should do porn....with some hot chick....then tell me where I could find it....

random people doing porn, sounds like something amusing to see.

Jan 24, 2006

i saw Katie_Boop at dennys the other day while working. it made me pretty happy. she also told me DAMIEN_HAVOK is back on.
SGFL party needs to happen like, yesterday.

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katie_boop:

I'll DOO eet when you post a set on SB

Jan 18, 2006

katie_boop:

lol. I found the ec appreciation thread. hotness

Jan 19, 2006

wow, so its litterally been ages since i updated this...you could say ive been pretty busy. i was really close to moving to texas to record with my electro band. a producer who produced fall out boys old record and panic at the disco wanted to do affect vita ann [my electro band] but several things came up and i decided against it.

i miss...
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katie_boop:

Bert's got a huge penis!

Katie wants to touch it.

Jan 12, 2006

missshell:

you have a wonderful play list

Jan 14, 2006

Somehow I've found myself back on here...damn addiction. So, nothing new has happened. I was just sucked into purchasing another get rich quick scheme. Say goodbye to another 50 dollars...oh well. I missed the people on here, kind of sort of. Is that too lame?
Also, my new band....listen to it, comments?

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rebel_rebel:

so yeah, join back up to the sgfl

Dec 23, 2005

rebel_rebel:

well, that is because you have to keep an update journal and post in the group sometimes. it is all there in the rules. step 1, join group. step 2, be part of the group.

Dec 31, 2005

so there will be a birthday/birthday/birthday/going away party at keagen and starr's house this weekend. it should be bad ass. also, i am still single lonely and still in need of action....so put your application in if desired.

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hunter:

I feel you about the suckage of singlehood. you should come to nyc and hang out with me and start an amazing band with me. what do you play?

May 18, 2005

miserybleeds:

hey! how are you?

May 18, 2005

i am looking for a job. the resturant i used to work at got sold and changed ownerships. now i am looking for a new one. i already have my ears gauged, and am getting ink soon. i was wondering if anyone knew of some good entry level positions that wouldnt have a problem with my ears and future ink. i just really need job...
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metaldolly:

That...is a great quote.

Apr 27, 2005

miserybleeds:

thanx babe

trust me if i am able to get there i shal be there, it just isint looking so promising right now

but, i will try

Apr 27, 2005

on a side note, i need some action...bad.

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wugglyump:

oh my gosh, me too, we have so much in common.

Apr 24, 2005

atsuishoto:

"Come to Sarasota!

...please."

Wow, man. I guess advertising works. Kudos!

Apr 24, 2005

this is horrible. its saturday night, every one of my friends is out having a good time with their girlfriends or some crap, and i am home on my laptop. no one is on. god this sucks. if anyone sees this message me and make me feel better, or something...