endlessben

I want to change my profile picture. But to what? Me? You? Us?

I bought a lifetime subscription to RollingStone for 100 bucks. That's a fucking deal. I hate rolling stone.

I've got some beautiful hot ladies as my friends, five yourselves a round of applause, girls.

I have a problem. But it's also a solution. See, I owe around 350 bucks to various peoples (the law). I usually would never be able to afford it, but both my mom and my dad sent me checks for rent and whatnot this month. Usually it's only one. Now i'm 500 bucks rich. Should I return the check to my dad or use it to get me out of my crippling situation?

I also need a blowjob. I'm 20 and i've had 1. And she didn't swallow. That's fucking lame. I'm pwn3d.