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Send me barrels of weed, please.
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thelastbeliever:
Bah! I aint no hardcase. I'm just a miserable shit. With a veeeeery dry sense of humour. You, on the other hand, are actually funny. and a bit hairy. Did you check out my funky little goattee? You can borrow it if you like. Just on Tuesdays though. And don't keep him up too late. He likes milk and salad cream. and tomato sauce. and eggs. Not fried just boiled. He likes to paint pictures of camels. he is an orphan. He's such a little tropper god bless him. Actually i changed my mind, you can't have him. Whats that? You want to fight me for him? Did you not see how much of a badass i look? You would foolish to even try. Okay maybe not, you are a New Yorker which means you are hard. Like stone. And bone. Time for bed said thelastbeliever. *and with that, thelastbeliever crawled into bed*.
monkeybutt:


ok, it's on its way. UPS said they'd be "discreet."
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I did my first genuine new yorky thing ever. I went to some bar. By myself. Without irony or tourism-y needs or intentions. It was to meet new people and see the city, genuinely.

I went to a lesbian bar to meet one livingoutloud and her 'studly' friend Thomas. At the lesbian bar, Gingers of Park Slope, we talked about nick names, unfortunate and not....
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smuffy:
you dorks! did you really get into a fight? haha.

why can't you just ask?

besides it's in my profile. wink

p.s. I never heard of audi 5000. I get my 90's hip hop education from snoop dogg and dr dre. ARRR!!!
uncommoncold:
I quite like both of those photos. I think I've got a bit of a crush on symmetry.

And, erm- hello!
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Watch out for the medallion,
the medallions reckless
it feels like a MIDGET
it hangin' from mah necklace!



Why the hell do I like Ludacris?
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moralitydies:
ayyyyyyyy pinche cabron!!
dookiejones:
Let me tell you this...no matter where I go, no matter what I do...I will always rock the NY. I'll leave the old english "D" love rockin to you my kind sir. That 'stach of yours is getting quite sexy.....I suggest you put it away before I hump your leg.
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The dude cancelled the trip!!

I'm so bummed...



...and so high.
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cklarock:
^ Tell me you didn't shave, SmellinMyUpperLip! Tell me it ain't so!
livingoutloud:
want me to beat him up for you?
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I'm leaving tomorrow for LA. We'll be driving hard and fast, I guess. No rest for the wicked. When I get to LA, what am I suppose to do? I'm gonna stay at a youth hostel for awhile! Maybe make some friends? I dunno.

If anyone in SGLA or LA-area would wanna do something, lemme know.
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cklarock:
There's an assload of them in LA. My faves:

Fat Burger

Mo Better Meaty Meat Burger

In & Out
franklin:
Two and a half hours from L.A.

EVEN CLOSER!
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oracle:
i have a party in my pants...wanna come...
so far its just a bunch of super heros
sarcasticmenace:
Hey, you got a little chocolate milk leftover there above your lips. wink

Happy New Year, cutie! kiss
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thelastbeliever:
Nice tish tosh. Looks great. Pales in comparison to my sophisticated little goattee though biggrin
frankly:
how's the sleeping going? better with that 'stache in action i bet. after all those 5 cent rides a boy can get tired.
ha, i'm funny...
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I'm fucking ridiculous. I have no money and have to pay rent in four days to the tune of 700 dollars. Let's not even begin to discuss my job options. Well, if you want, we can........there, we just did. That's what I have to work with. A big mess of nothing. And that's not even MY biggest concerns.

Apparently...I want every situation of my life...
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tuxy:
I'll pounce them!

Go sing in the streets... I'll be thinking of you at uh... 9 my time. :-)
zenfish:
Glad that you'll be ok.

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Good for you!
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solaris:
yea, i couldn't bring myself to wear fake glasses for more than just one picture though. i am still considering staring at the sun for a long time till i need them... or reading in the dark ALOT.... i tried to lie my way into getting them in grade 2, do you think i am a better liar now and could get away with it? now i have to pay for them though. sigh. anyway, in summation, i wish so bad that i needed glasses. and it isn't some stupid trend cause i always have. it's a hard-knocked life for me and my perfect vision.
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Everyday in this city, sharing it with her, is going to be a fucking chore. I have to get out of here. I was thinking of staying awhile, to enjoy New Years with friends and family.

Fuck friends and family. This is survival.

This was the first truly awful Christmas I've ever had. I'm not talking about when you're seven and you don't get that...
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kevykev:

I know it's late but...
Happy SantaWorm Day!!



//ke_v

ps - your post feels all too familiar dude. it's ALL I'VE GOT to make the rounds on my friends list to post these xmas wishes... truth is, THIS year, i feel ALOT like you do. cant put my finger on it either (well maybe THAT isnt entirely true - but still not reay to discus if you know what i mean). this sux. i'm not kidding. and i usually LOVE christmas. empty indeed. hang tight bro. Lata.
tangledupinblue:
don't worry man, you are completely worthless. You're just getting in touch with your feelings -- it's a good thing!


:::ducks:::